Dear Month of October,
You are my least favorite month thanks to work. Serenity now. Please. Why must you swamp me in work during this particular month? Why do we have so many special events in October, and why am I in charge of them all? Most importantly why am I holed up in an office when we are actually having beautiful Fall-like weather in Texas? Why why why?
Sleep. Definitely have not been getting enough of it. Please consider instituting nap time at work.
It’s been a difficult month, dear ol’ October. And we are only 4 days into it. Please don’t do that to me again next year.