Gross

[I almost didn't write this]

a list of all the gross things [I] we runners + triathletes do while training/ racing/ recovering:

1. snot rockets on run
2. peeing on the side of the road
3. using the bathroom of a fancy resturant while wearing sweaty runners clothes
4. wiping nose on shirt
5. inhaling food at super(wo)man speeds
6. peeing in the pool/ lake/ ocean/ river
7. spitting in goggles
8. snot rockets on bike
9. chafing
10. getting Body Glide in every nook and cranny. in transition.
11. discussing saddle sores. in public.
12. checking the color of your pee
13. blisters
14. blood blisters
15. toenails. or lack thereof
16. not showering after a 7 pm run because I'll have to shower anyhow after the 5:30 am swim